Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes Again

Dave Feshuck, Toronto Star sportswriter, made news for himself yesterday by attacking Phil Kessel: “You’re the best player on the team, and the coach is fired…are you difficult to coach?”
Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes AgainKessel turned to the others. “This guy’s such an idiot; he’s always been like this.”

Mr. Kessel is, in fact, quite correct; Feshuck has always been like this. Even as an elementary school student, Feshuck enjoyed baiting others, once demanding of a Grade Four classmate: “You’re the best student here, the school burned down…are you difficult to teach?”

Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes AgainFeshuck gave international reporting a swing after college but had to be escorted back to Canada after he posed the following to Prince Charles, “You were supposed to be king, Princess Diana is dead…are you a difficult prince?” Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes AgainFeshuck had a brief reprieve under Mayor Rob Ford, because he seemed to like these questions. “You’re a heroine user, people laugh at you…are you a difficult mayor?”Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes AgainHowever Feshuck had to be escorted away again when he demanded of President Obama, “You’re a black guy, the police are killing black people…are you a difficult president?” Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes AgainIt is believed that Obama muttered, “This guy is an idiot.”Dave Feshuck: Idiot Toronto Star Reporter Strikes AgainAnd so, Feshuck, being dumb, aggressive and lazy, found he was qualified only for one thing: reporting on sports.

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