The Bad Side of Sagittarius

Horoscopes are stupid. Honestly, how could it possibly matter which day you were born? All of these planets that are supposed to be in and out of line are millions of miles away. They cannot have any affect on who were are as individuals.bad sagitariusDamn right, I’m Sagittarius. I say it how it is. You’re born, and it’s all suffering and death after that.

Although, to be completely honest, I’m not a full-blooded Sagittarian. I was born on the cusp with Capricorn.


Which this is a good thing for me. After allI, as mean as I am, I am always right.
20140426_124036Maybe there’s something to these horoscopes after all.