Which is worse? Leto or Twitter?

“Did you watch the Oscars?”
She glowered at me from her existential book.”I gave up on those years ago.”sisyphus
“There was a long-haired guy who won an award that told the audience to¬†remember the people of Ukraine and Venezuela.”oscars_2014_jaredleto_650_15_1
“Was he in the selfie that shut down Twitter?”
“Yes, he was.”ellen-oscar-selfie
“Which is worse?” She leaned forward suddenly. “Saying I look older than I am or that I’m younger than I look?”
I watched her face transform, just by turning her head, from young and cruel to old and sweet.¬†Pretty_Baby_43108_Medium“The first, I think.”