What the hell is going on in Oz? The makers of Oz, the Great and Powerful can be forgiven for James Franco’s atrocious Wizard, the ridiculous sidekick monkey and china doll and even making Emerald Square look a little too much like the Vatican, but not for making the wicked witch look like she’s going out clubbing. Thank God they didn’t have the rights to use Dorothy. Who knows what they would have done to that poor girl.

Paris as Dorothy