The Poetry of Spam

I’m diplomat Rev Augustine david I have just arrived at the Los Angeles
International Airport with your valued consignment box of $4.5 million
dollars 45 minutes ago, please reconfirm.

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I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM SYRIAN – AMERICAN ARMY OFFICER WHO WAS INJURED IN THE ONGOING SYRIAN WAR BUT DIED LAST WEEK WHILE RECEIVING MEDICAL TREATMENT.  I WANT TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE

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Hey ! if you don’t want to talk to me, just say it.