“What I am is very deep. I came here for love.”

“My blood is boiling a little right now.” 
“I don’t belong here.” 
“He called me shallow.” Kaitlyn took Nick on her next date.
They went into the bedroom, away from the cameras, and Kaitlyn moaned deeply many times and then, after a commercial break, stood in the morning light. 
You see!! (you’re so right!) Who can imagine characters as simultaneously 3 dimensionally real and yet 2 dimensionally superfluous? The trick is let the conundrum of voices flow to the absurd.
Which means that “The Bachelor” is fifth-dimensional.