What We Say When We’re On “The Bachelor”

“What I am is very deep. I came here for love.”
Screenshot (1039)“I came here expecting to meet the girl who had her heart broken, not the girl who wanted to get her field plowed. I wonder if you’re that shallow.”

“My blood is boiling a little right now.” Screenshot (1043)“I am super offended by you. I’ve appreciated your deep side.”

“I don’t belong here.” Screenshot (1050)“I’m being punished for being an intellectual. You have to have original thoughts. I feel like I’m destined to be the bachelor. Oh man, I’m needing to have some sex.”

“He called me shallow.” Kaitlyn took Nick on her next date.Screenshot (1055)“The way he pulls me in, the way he kisses me, the way we are…Nick just makes me feel like a woman, a desired woman.”

They went into the bedroom, away from the cameras, and Kaitlyn moaned deeply many times and then, after a commercial break, stood in the morning light. Screenshot (1068)“I don’t necessarily feel guilty about the act. It’s more just guilt from caring about other relationships that I have. And I’ve never done this before. I’ve never dated so many guys and had to feel this guilt.”

2 thoughts on “What We Say When We’re On “The Bachelor”

  1. You see!! (you’re so right!) Who can imagine characters as simultaneously 3 dimensionally real and yet 2 dimensionally superfluous? The trick is let the conundrum of voices flow to the absurd.

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