My childhood home had a wide open front yard; there was a stone wall and a low bush that came straight across the front. That’s all been sculpted away.

Many years ago, my parents commented that all of our neighbors were landscaping like crazy. So now it’s come to where I used to live. 

What is the story of the fire hydrant? It served the role of the lawn gnome?
I remember sitting on it as a kid. It wasn’t very comfortable. But the best thing was that no one could park in front of our house.