My sister, at 13, was the first of my siblings to be published with her drawing of a heap smiley faces, entitled My Father is Bowl of Happiness in Teen Magazine. 

This was also my first experience with an editor who slashed my 300-word missive to one terse line: “Marvel Team-Up is the worst comic I have ever read.” (My outrage with this guy has yet to dim.)
That is funny Donny. This is… the best… blog I have… ever read.
Thanks, Mookie! Hyperbole is always encouraging!
I believe my original comment was edited. Donny?
Oh, now I get it: “This is trite and self-indulgent. If you ask me, the best thing could do is write a blog I have actual interest in, more about me. Please stop wasting everyone’s time with this awful stuff, some of which is the worst I have ever read.”
Thank you Donny. Very funny indeed. You really do amuse me.