Hey, I don’t know if you’ve been looking…but I think I might have found your Christmas tree.

Randall’s Island, NYC

I mean, I realize that it might not be your actual Christmas tree, but I know you threw that one in the garbage. Anyway, this is where they all seem to go. Maybe you feel bad about that? I don’t know. And even if you can’t nurse the little jasper back to health, you could give it a proper burial.Or are you sticking with the plan of forgetting about your old one and just getting another fresh green thing next Christmas?And then throwing that one out too? Oh, okay. It’s still Fuck you, Christmas Tree.