An internet job site recently sent me the following posting:

Good news! The Career Center has found 1 new job that meets your job alert criteria:.Custodian, Full-time Evening (Atherton CA)

Custodian in “Election”

Neither do I have experience as a custodian nor do I live anywhere near Atherton, California which, at 2,933 miles, would be 4-day commute.

Matthew Broderick in “Election”

Maybe the job market is tougher than I thought.