I stretched out in the grass, the lawn sloping away into an almost epically long view, the trees in a horseshoe at the far side and the city above. 
“Vicks!” He stood over me, awkwardly perving down my top. “How are you doing? What a day! What a day!” I closed my eyes and wished him away. 
His hand came jutting out, hairier than I remembered. “Nate Doyle. Pleased.”
“Master Nate.”
He blinked hard, dark white spittle at the corner of his mouth. “What’s that, Vicks? What?”
I lurched up, banging the grass off my jeans. “I told her about you, Master Nate.”
His mouth opened and closed, a large-mouth bass gasping for water. “I would have done anything for you. Literally anything.”
“This is the guy?” Kristie zipped up her top. “Jesus fuck.”
“Vicks, no.” His eyes bulged, his chin jutted out. “Literally. Anything.”
“Master Nate masturbates.” I couldn’t feel my arms. I wondered if this was what a heart attack was like.
His eyes looked wild, a rodent in a trap. 
“I should call the police.” Kristie got her phone out of her purse. “Let’s do that.”
“Lit-er-al-ly. An-y-thing.” He punctuated each syllable with a thrust of his hand.
“So what do you do? It’s just 9-1-1?”
And then he turned away and was suddenly crazily running, swerving toward the darkness of the trees.
Vicks stared after him and then at me. “That guy taught you?”
“He was the head of the department.”





