The people of Newtown, Connecticut are mad.
It’s almost as if they expect the media to address issues like gun control instead of mainlining our catharsis.
More importantly, what’s this “media vultures” spin? Is the media supposed to be something alien? Do they live in a shadowy compound?
Don’t the people of Newtown understand that we can only read so much about lobbying for gun control? I mean, it’s just like all of this talk about my privacy being invaded. Instead of going on about what this guy Snowden thinks, can’t TMZ just catch him drunk in Red Square? 
In the meantime, the people of Newtown need to stay focused on news that matters:
Rob Ford Breaking News!
And remember Edward R. Murrow’s famous words: “Television isn’t the classroom of the world; it’s the marketplace.” 
That wasn’t a bad guess for a guy who had never posted or sexted, not understanding our basic need for the simple things.
Life, liberty and the pursuit of more soma.
