I am a little stuck with my writing at the moment. While iI like to use the excuse that I have begun a new teaching job as the reason for my procrastination, the truth is that I will do anything to avoid the page.

I will shovel. Chop up the ice on the driveway. Do the dishes.Burn the garbage. Sweep out the ant. I will even watch Mitt Romney iron his sleeve. (A ridiculous film by the way.)Anything to avoid opening that document.