It appears that all of Toronto have fallen madly in love with Price, Donaldson, Encarnancion and the rest of the Toronto Blue Jays. 




Monthly Archives: September 2015
Ice Friday: Anne Lamott’s “Bird by Bird”
Ms. Lamott’s advice to get started in writing, as offered in her book Bird by Bird, is to sit down and write. “Put a piece of paper in the typewriter, stare at it, and eventually you will write.” (6, Bird by Bird) 
Instead, I would recommend that one just relax, do whatever it is that gets the mind on a path – be this through walking, staring, drinking, watching nature videos – and when the idea comes, as it must, it must be noted however it can be set, through pen and paper or text messaging, and then set aside for a starting point. 
Scene from “Glenayr” Expunged
Expunged scene from Glenayr:
DAVIS smokes a joint behind The Morrissey Bar with ERDLEY and SUE ANN.
SUE ANN (Smoking the joint): My brother Andy isn’t so bad. You know why he’s so angry? He saw our father drown. All of it right in front of his eyes.
ERDLEY: No shit?
SUE ANN: We were in the Caribbean, snorkeling, and he, like, swam off, looking for buried treasure or something. And then just sunk. (Pause) He had a seizure. That’s what they said. Dead. The guide went after him. He drowned too.
ERDLEY (Stunned): No.
SUE ANN: My brother was floating on the surface. He saw the guy grab my father’s leg. Saw both of them sink into the darkness. (Continues to smoke the joint) Little Andy saw everything. We came back with our father in a casket.
ERDLEY: Holy fuck.
DAVIS: Were you close to him?
SUE ANN gives the end of the joint – with barely anything left – to DAVIS.
SUE ANN: The worst part was seeing the moray eels bite off his head.
ERDLEY: An eel? What?
SUE ANN: (Going back inside The Morrissey): Jesus, you fuckwits, you believed me?
ERDLEY: No. Really?