Are Trite Questions the New Headlines? Is This the End of Civilization? Is Musk An Immortal? Is Trump the Savior? Oh, well, maybe yes to those ones.

But more to the point: Is This Really The New Super Food? Who is The Most Dangerous Person Alive? Why is Everyone Afraid of This Tiny Thing? Why Does Everyone Ignore This Advice? Can This Dog Really Speak Ten Languages?

Why Are All of These Questions Never Answered? I’m waiting.